Frequently Asked Queries What the heck's your logo? It’s a taser sushi. Someone said my name sounded like that so I STOLE that because I’m a THIEF. What's your favorite language? If I’ve got time, C++. If I don’t, Python. Tabs or spaces? You think I’m a sap? You think I want arthritis from all that spacebar slapping? Don’t screw with me. ECS? CBSE? I think it’s a noble ideology that’s generally overkill with small-scope projects. Are you looking for work? Please hire me. Please please please. Your name is stupid? Yes. It is nonsense, It’s pronounced \ˈ(t)ser-yü-shē\. How much? I’ll do it for 40 if it’s interesting enough. Why do you have this section? Because it’s super funny.