Frequently Asked Queries

What the heck's your logo?

It’s a taser sushi. Someone said my name sounded like that so I STOLE that because I’m a THIEF.

What's your favorite language?

If I’ve got time, C++. If I don’t, Python.

Tabs or spaces?

You think I’m a sap? You think I want arthritis from all that spacebar slapping? Don’t screw with me.

ECS? CBSE?

I think it’s a noble ideology that’s generally overkill with small-scope projects.

Are you looking for work?

Please hire me. Please please please.

Your name is stupid?

Yes. It is nonsense, It’s pronounced \ˈ(t)ser-yü-shē\.

How much?

I’ll do it for 40 if it’s interesting enough.

Why do you have this section?

Because it’s super funny.